twentysomethings collab poems

my roommate’s been going back into the office

I don’t think I could ever live alone because I cry too much 
at stupid shit,
like the fact that the trash bags I bought don’t fit the size 
of the bin unless you stretch them til they’re close to tearing,
or the fact that 
a queen ant can lay up to 300,000 eggs a day
inside my walls, or
that no matter what I do 
I’ll never make as much money as a white male with an economics degree and somehow this
has become a laundry list
of this week’s minor crises.

(Another being that I don’t have enough quarters for two loads of laundry,
but we don’t need to go there.)

And honestly, 
I don’t know if having another person present would necessarily
fix any of these issues but 
I do know
that when I sink my teeth into a perfectly ripe, 
white peach from the farmer’s market
while standing over the sink because my shirt is,
stupidly,
also white,
I feel the need to manifest another person 
beside me so I can say

Oh my god,
here,
you have to try a bite.
			

by catherine thoms